my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)



HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

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jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

(Source: grantaired)







snorlaxatives:

i can smell mcdonalds fries from a mile away








(Source: tonysassy)